Proving there is such a thing as too much to drink.
We were celebrating a friends birthday at his mom's house. As things were beginning to wind down his brother-in-law decided to admit that he was need of Cialis or Viagra. Mom as sweet as can be asked him to stop. He then went up to her and said, "Try to fuck me. I won't get hard." She just shook her head and walked away. Since she didn't seem shocked it made me wonder how many times this has happened before. The party was officially over.